<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Melina Perry]]></title><description><![CDATA[Melina Perry]]></description><link>https://melinaperrywrites.wixsite.com/melinaperry/articles</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2026 13:32:59 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://melinaperrywrites.wixsite.com/melinaperry/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[The Carver Clash]]></title><description><![CDATA[Just in time for the spookiest day of the year, my goofy girls Rose, Sophia, and Charlotte are back to their usual shenanigans in my new...]]></description><link>https://melinaperrywrites.wixsite.com/melinaperry/post/the-carver-clash</link><guid isPermaLink="false">653b18b440387eaa9cd3a458</guid><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/8d4d5ac31e33415eb407a3ba94d7354a.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Melina Perry</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why Candy Corn is the SUPERIOR Candy]]></title><description><![CDATA[Happy spooky season! 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Check out my funny list about the crimes each character committed that...]]></description><link>https://melinaperrywrites.wixsite.com/melinaperry/post/why-these-cereal-mascots-would-go-to-jail</link><guid isPermaLink="false">652bcfde2a0ca1947dca658d</guid><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2023 12:01:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/11062b_22ca1454d4494dc09ebb7a3364e2212e~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Melina Perry</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Central Jersey Isn’t Real]]></title><description><![CDATA[Do you think Central Jersey exists? (If you answered yes then we can't be friends.) 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Either way, you should definitely check out my new funny list detailing my dog's crazy antics...]]></description><link>https://melinaperrywrites.wixsite.com/melinaperry/post/what-my-dog-was-in-her-past-lives</link><guid isPermaLink="false">643c9f9d204e493d4a6a8dfb</guid><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2023 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/d174119d6d26cf2ac22d3ab2fd805c6c.jpg/v1/fit/w_920,h_440,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Melina Perry</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[May the Eggs Be Ever in Your Favor]]></title><description><![CDATA[My silly sisters Rose, Sophia, and Charlotte are back and crazier than ever in my latest funny fiction story! Read all about their daring...]]></description><link>https://melinaperrywrites.wixsite.com/melinaperry/post/may-the-eggs-be-ever-in-your-favor</link><guid isPermaLink="false">643c9ef8e7ad68610851178a</guid><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 07 Apr 2023 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/f4814f77c9594978a99926cae762bcae.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Melina Perry</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Love Letter to My Fictional Boyfriends]]></title><description><![CDATA[Feeling alone on Valentine's Day? Then check out my funny Valentine's Day themed love letter published on "R U Joking?" Here's the link:...]]></description><link>https://melinaperrywrites.wixsite.com/melinaperry/post/a-love-letter-to-my-fictional-boyfriends</link><guid isPermaLink="false">643c9d76e7ad686108511668</guid><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2023 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/11062b_617a133d4d0142c09e2e654906c4c30d~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Melina Perry</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Great Christmas Crash]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm so excited to introduce my silly sisters Rose, Sophia, and Charlotte in my first published funny fiction story! Read all about their...]]></description><link>https://melinaperrywrites.wixsite.com/melinaperry/post/the-great-christmas-crash</link><guid isPermaLink="false">643c9b9389e70e08c39b3227</guid><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2022 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/11062b_e149ccc1a7bb413197498cc149744905~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Melina Perry</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hate Hallmark? Holiday Movies &#38; Shows To Watch Instead]]></title><description><![CDATA[Need new holiday show and movie recommendations? Then check out my new funny list on "R U Joking?" Here's the link:...]]></description><link>https://melinaperrywrites.wixsite.com/melinaperry/post/hate-hallmark-holiday-movies-shows-to-watch-instead</link><guid isPermaLink="false">643c9abd4fefbafd3c599e6b</guid><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2022 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a5fa965aed6aa75b466d20ffe5d3aa3b.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_799,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Melina Perry</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Christmas Wish List]]></title><description><![CDATA[Check out what I want for Christmas this year in my new funny list published on "R U Joking?" 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Here's the link:...]]></description><link>https://melinaperrywrites.wixsite.com/melinaperry/post/the-longest-three-minutes-of-my-pre-teen-life</link><guid isPermaLink="false">643b657671a5788b109c0d5f</guid><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2022 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/fa7b1bc2ad844b408e0f57cbd4ec27a2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Melina Perry</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Disney Princess or High School Student?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Want to know which type of student the Disney princesses would be if they were in high school? 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If you love Britney Spears and/or accidentally drop your phone in the toilet a lot, then you should definitely...]]></description><link>https://melinaperrywrites.wixsite.com/melinaperry/post/ploop-i-did-it-again</link><guid isPermaLink="false">643b634218b1fc7959d04600</guid><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2022 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/4bb92b7772584993ad79099fd3c64726.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Melina Perry</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Falling for You]]></title><description><![CDATA[My latest comedy piece, a funny personal essay titled "Falling for You", is now published on Rowan University's comedy website "R U...]]></description><link>https://melinaperrywrites.wixsite.com/melinaperry/post/falling-for-you</link><guid isPermaLink="false">627efaab1049920f633b67ed</guid><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2022 00:47:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/11062b_ff774ff545454f3ab5bbc99178f590f4~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Melina Perry</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[What Your Favorite Ice Cream Flavor Says About Your Driving]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ever wonder what your favorite ice cream flavor says about your driving? Well, here's your chance to find out!]]></description><link>https://melinaperrywrites.wixsite.com/melinaperry/post/what-your-favorite-ice-cream-flavor-says-about-your-driving</link><guid isPermaLink="false">624085f3a31f9d9c8d28af13</guid><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2022 18:35:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/5334e9f2bed38bcd67a12473aca80cf8.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_854,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Melina Perry</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>